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by **InkyNeverwhere** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:27 pm

TBerrongKC wrote:I like my men like I like my googly eyes...

Popping off at inconvenient times.

I like my men like I like my squeaky dog toys...

by **sugarbumkin** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:33 pm

.....covered in slobber, teeth marks, and half buried in the backyard.

I like my men the way I like my ballpoint pens....

by **MattTheNinja** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:56 pm

always 'bic'kering about where their 'pen is'

I like my men/women like I like my Saline Nasal Spray...

by **Tommy Todd** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:12 am

...a neutral smell, very wet.

I like my women like I like my internet porn.

-Tommy

by **sugarbumkin** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:30 am

.........readily available, two dimensional, and leaving nothing to the imagination. And naked.

I like my men the way I like my trash can.......

by **Keister** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:34 pm

...a neutral smell, very wet.

I like my men/women like I like my celebrity impersonations...

by **!mprov's va$$al** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:46 am

... done by Rich Little. (oops, have I said too much?)

I like my women like I like my Chiefs games...

by **Penguinfilter** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:54 am

...I constantly think I'm going to get lucky and win, but then reality sets in.

I like my women like I like my Funnel Cake.

by **scottconnerly** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:08 pm

Lovingly handled by carneys.

I like my women like I like my white boards

by **Timprov** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:59 pm

...with Marks all over them.

I like my women like I like my Canadian provinces.

by **Tommy Todd** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:10 pm

Grade "Eh?".

I like my women like I like my personal media players...

by **MattTheNinja** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:20 pm

...refurbed and purchased at microcenter

I like my women like I like my Fruit Cocktail

by **InkyNeverwhere** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:42 pm

...sticky, syrupy, and served up in the cafeteria.

I like my men like I like my 24-Hour Comedy Marathon Fundraisers...

by **scottconnerly** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:30 pm

Full of hams.
I like my women like I like my box wine...

by **sugarbumkin** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:40 pm

.........way less classy than it actually should be.

I like my men the way I like my Summer Solstices.......

by **Corey** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:53 pm

They only come once a year.

I like my women like I like my "Jon and Kate Plus 8"...

by **InkyNeverwhere** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:18 pm

... distracting me from more important news stories.

I like my men like I like my dictionaries...

I like my women like I like my ...